hello my name is aubrey and i'm a level five chaotic neutral punk rocker

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carcat:

our biology teacher brought a skeleton to class yesterday and now everyone’s treating it as if it’s a part if our class i’m going to

carcat:

our biology teacher brought a skeleton to class yesterday and now everyone’s treating it as if it’s a part if our class i’m going to

Sad n subby

Sad n subby

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

patrick-stumps:

kono—yarou:

[BREAKS DOWN YOUR DOOR]

AND JUST ONE MISTAKE 

[THROWS YOUR DOG OUT THE WINDOW]

IS ALL IT WILL TAKE

[EATS ALL YOUR CHIPS]
WE’LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY

[SCREAMS]

REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES 

it fucking ASTOUNDS me that i spent my entire life telling my parents ‘i am incapable of caring’ and ‘i don’t want to do anything’ and they never even considered i might have serious, suicidal depression

person: so what music are you into?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation

stormingtheivory:

change.org just sent me a petition to demand that the US name a warship after Harvey Milk and if that isn’t the most succinct example of the way queer advocacy has been coopted by neoliberalism and the military-industrial complex, bless me I don’t know what is.

People miss the point of Ravenclaw house so much it irritates me even though I stopped caring about Harry Potter years ago

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK happened to patrick stump between 2009 and 2010 bc i want some of whatever it was

wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

breevandetramp:

this is my favorite thing on the internet

shitfestcomic:

#157
wrestling comic
or
how much I don’t care about getting perspective correct

shitfestcomic:

#157

wrestling comic

or

how much I don’t care about getting perspective correct

FUCKIGN RINCREDIBALE

i would literally give my soul probably to be me presently but in 2007 with a million dollars so i could  go to every single show i ever missed

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