our biology teacher brought a skeleton to class yesterday and now everyone’s treating it as if it’s a part if our class i’m going to
*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation
[BREAKS DOWN YOUR DOOR]
AND JUST ONE MISTAKE
[THROWS YOUR DOG OUT THE WINDOW]
IS ALL IT WILL TAKE
[EATS ALL YOUR CHIPS]
WE’LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY
REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES
it fucking ASTOUNDS me that i spent my entire life telling my parents ‘i am incapable of caring’ and ‘i don’t want to do anything’ and they never even considered i might have serious, suicidal depression
change.org just sent me a petition to demand that the US name a warship after Harvey Milk and if that isn’t the most succinct example of the way queer advocacy has been coopted by neoliberalism and the military-industrial complex, bless me I don’t know what is.
People miss the point of Ravenclaw house so much it irritates me even though I stopped caring about Harry Potter years ago
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK happened to patrick stump between 2009 and 2010 bc i want some of whatever it was
Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.
Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy
how much I don’t care about getting perspective correct