watching one of your mutuals have an argument and they’re winning


I’m feeling disparaging and rude today someone give me an excuse to verbally eviscerate someone


Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.



Today’s Gender of the day is: An Extremely low resolution picture of shrek


Today’s Gender of the day is: An Extremely low resolution picture of shrek


i am evil and gay and i love to complain





can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”


Petition to never let actors and content creators see their fandom

I did it, I made a blog for my nsfw textposts ;.;

“Malfoy bought the whole team brand-new Nimbus Cleansweeps!” Ron said, like a poor person. “That’s not fair!”

“Everything that is possible is fair,” Harry reminded him gently. “If he is able to purchase better equipment, that is his right as an individual. How is Draco’s superior purchasing ability qualitatively different from my superior Snitch-catching ability?”

“I guess it isn’t,” Ron said crossly.

Harry laughed, cool and remote, like if a mountain were to laugh.

“Someday you’ll understand, Ron.”

top 3 most devestating blows you can inflict upon an art major


  • its like a tim burton thing
  • very anime! 
  • reminds me of scott pilgrim

in other news aubrey is going to die working full time and also taking classes. i mean, i can do it. but i don’t think i’m functionally human anymore. bye guys. it was bangin’. 

why didn’t anyone tell me linkin park put out a new album i’m emo trash and this is important emo trash news. it’s been like three years how didn’t i know. i’m a failure.